Thursday, April 21, 2005
8:58 PM
Shakespeare:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back,
she's yours,
If she doesn't,
here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry,
she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back,
ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,set her free again, repeat*
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of theMatrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her forre-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high.If she doesn't, the WeibullDistribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back,
sign her up,
If she doesn't,
keep follow up with her and never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back,
it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't,
either there's friction higher than the force or the angleOf collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back,
1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)(where cis the infinite constant of no turning point)
When you love someone:
Set her free ....
Imprison yourself.
If she returns,
She'll free you,
And your love was meant to be
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ha, haven blogged for like super long. shld be doin my freakin amaths now but then... u noe..
heard some bad news todae. my heart went out to you, dun be too sad k? we will always be there for you.
right, todae was a really horrible day like any other horrible days. felt funny being able to go home straight aft lessons everyday tho, haha. i freakin fail my chi class test can, my first time. hav to explain so much to my mum.. and my grades seem to be droppin too, urgh someone help me.
my sanity is on snappin point.
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